I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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