I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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