The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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