Its about making memories worth repressing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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