I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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