Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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