There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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