I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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