His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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