You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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