You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He kissed a someone with a penis
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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