You're my little dorito
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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