is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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