next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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