I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
