Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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