my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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