I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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