im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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