I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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