Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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