4 words: hood of his car
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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