My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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