There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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