I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
there's paper in my vomit.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I had to cum in my sink.
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