I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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