i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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