Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So many bounce houses so little time
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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