If i come over, it means nothing
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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