So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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