Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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