Little spoons don't ask big questions
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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