Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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