so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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