votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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