after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
A bitchslap is in order.
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