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• (561): View more from Florida

  If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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  Agreed

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE

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• (310): View more from California

  If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.

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