my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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