Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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