Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
