someone get that fucking seahorse.
vagina is talking i cant
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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