Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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