I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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