Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
