Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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