Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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