"it" just moved
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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