Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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