Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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