just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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