So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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