hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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