I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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