It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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