no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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