It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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