Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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