did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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